Monday, July 25, 2011

Ezekiel 34-38

The Facts (Chapter number: Verse)

Ezekiel 34 - No mention of any women.

Ezekiel 35 - No mention of any women.

36:17 - "Mortal, when the house of Israel lived on their own soil, they defiled it with their ways and their deeds; their conduct in my sight like the uncleanness of a woman on her menstrual period."

Ezekiel 37 - No mention of any women.

Ezekiel 38 - No mention of any women.

My Comments

Note: The repellent and CONSCIOUS actions of the people of Israel is JUST LIKE a woman's natural and NON-CONSCIOUS menstrual cycle.

Remember, ladies, despite your lack of control over your natural bodily functions men will STILL blame, shame and punish you for having them.

As a side note and possible future post topic: I did not know that "smokin' hot wives" and referring to your wife as "bride" was a Christian thing. Apparently, it is. When I get around to checking this out further I can guarantee there will be a post filled to the brim with rant. Until then: Anyone else notice how that NASCAR prayer listed "smoking hot wife" within a list full of objects and property (tires, cars, engines, and what have you)? Stay classy, Christians.

Wednesday: More Ezekiel

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